>>1565312Because amerifats think bicycles are for poor people and children, also it's obnoxiously flat and all the roads are about 150 meters wide and go in a straight line for hundreds of kilometres and the scenery is nothing but walmarts, prisons, and fucked up weird churches that aren't part of any known form of christianity, so there'd be nothing to watch, even if you could get spectators, which would be dangerous because they'd all be heavily armed
