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Someone tell me I'm retarded please
>Get new saddle bag
>Fits my usual tube, 3 16g Co2 cylinders, Co2 filler, quick links, patch kit and one tyre lever
>Crankbros M17 tool I usually carry in my jersey fits in bag without it's case
>Wrap it in plastic wrap so it doesn't get wet
>Paranoid that I'll somehow be slower becasue that multitool is now on the bike instead of with me
>Don't like it bumping around in my jersey and stretching it out
>Having it in the bag frees up and entire pocket that won't be used for really anything
>Still worried I'm somehow gonna be slower
I fucking hate my mind so much, I overthink everything.
Before anyone asks why I don't carry two tubes, if I get more than one flat in a ride than I take that as a sign to head home.
I'm also to much of a sperg to actually stop and help anyone if they need it, but in my 3 years of cycling I've not seen one stranded person and i don't ever do group rides.