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so they replaced the missing brick and i continued to hit this jump many more times, just threading my 2.25in tire through the needle. well one time my tire clipped right as a car full of college girls was exiting the parking lot. iirc my belt and pants button broke and my pants dropped as i stood up
another time i ate shit at some dirtjumps and my pants did the same thing except i was commando and it was a bunch of teenage boys instead of college girls
and then another time i was hauling ass on my way to class and the hood of a car full of girls was imposing on the bikepath so i hopped it and continued on, coool guy
then another time at a bike party a bunch of fools ran a red light in front a little miata that had the green. well i was behind them and wanted to run the red also, and the miata driver was like "oh hell no" and hit the gas and i said fuck it and hopped his whole front end while moving. one dude on a fixie saw it happen and gave me props. i gave myself props and relive that moment in my head all the time
