>>1024160>>1024162I am using a walmart beater right now.
What's the fucking point of mid to high end bikes if it can't be used on a daily basis?
Anyway, the next best thing I can think of is rig the bike to explode. I am actually a /k/unt and don't fucking care if a degenerate receives a shotgun slug to the asshole and the bike he tried to steal is toasted.