>>1906421>>1906447>>1906422>>1906428>>1906425>Carbon *anything*>narrow tyres>flat barsWhy the fuck?
Fast? No, because flat bars.
Comfortable? No, because narrow tyres.
Cargo? No, because carbon
This is just a leisure toy for boomers to take on their trips around paved park routes. Literal goyslop amalgam hybrid bike for laymen who don't even know why they're buying a bike, so they compromise on everything by wanting everything, most often ending up hating cycling entirely.
Unironically look for a gravel bike. I know they get memed on around here but they're both faster on the road and more capable off-road than goybrids. Drop bars also give you more hand positions for longer rides and get some weight off your saddle so they can be more comfortable if you know what you're doing.