>>1654223One time I was eating steak on my own PRIVATE PROPERTY when a libtard vegan burst down my door and threw blood on me. Little did it know I love blood because I am big strong cave man. I took out my cocked and locked 45 ACP and stood my ground like a man, and what did the liberal do? It took a video with its $4000 obamaphone to put on Woke Twitter and tried to cancel me! "Doctor" Anthony Fauci then kneeled with Colin Kapernick to denounce the USA and God while marxist professors allowed my hot, naked, oiled-up white daughter to get BLACKED while they forced me to watch. But instead of prematurely ejaculating like a liberal onions boy would I instead looked at Christ on the Cross and ejaculated towards His naked body instead. Then Joe Rogan and my father figure, the REAL doctor Professor Ben Shapiro stood up and DESTROYED the libtards using FACTS AND LOGIC.
My daughter, still shaking from multiple orgasms, oozed the cream pie out of her holes and was made a virgin again through the power of the Free Market. An eagle named It's Ok To Be White popped out of her uterus (which is my own PRIVATE PROPERTY as defined in the Bible), sang "Red White and Blue" by Toby Keith, and shat fish bowl cleaner into our mouths, curing us all of the democrat hoax Wuhan Flu immediately. And then everybody clapped.
