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>drink 3 whiskeys to prepare for my mandatory weekend nap
>cant fall asleep
>"fuck it its bice time"
>degrease, clean and relube my drivetrain
>decide to go offroad to the next village
>pass some retards (2 dads with their kids) while sending it to mog them
>realise I forgot my bag with spare inner and tubes on my hardtail
>"eh whatever, i will do like 10km anyway"
>drink a cider at the gas station, pretend I didnt gas out completely, head back
>wave at some kid riding his tiny bike, he waves back, feelsgood
>send it on the doubletrack
>notice rear end is loose, tire is soft
>pump it up a bit, as I am close to home
>get back to giving it full beans
>I start slipping in the mud, tire is soft again instantly
>decide to give up and push it 30min back home
