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I heard that some of you whipper snappers are still riding ordinaries. I find it funny. Some things never change. If you girlfriend is feeling neglected, feel free to give me a call. I've been riding the warm showers routes for years now, pleasuring disappointed cyclists' wives. Any day now you think my heart would go out, but with all this bent riding and fuckin', the dang old thing just keeps on ticking. Ticking and Dicking. Anyways, bout time I be hitting the trail again... a man has his needs you know, and its been almost 24 hours now. See you on the road, ordies
Yours,
Ted Turgid
