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>Go on ride with GF
>She is slow as fuck despite riding longer for years more than me
>Can't go up hills at all
>She gets mad whenever I get too far ahead of her
>Offer that she rides in front
>Stare at her ass for a while, get hard
>Look at her pedaling
>wtf her cadence is slow as fuck
>Confront her
>"I don't like to ride in weaker gears because I feel a lot slower"
>I tell her that she needs to SPIN instead of mash higher gears and maybe stand up once in a while
>"That doesn't work for me lmao"
>Stuck with a slow girlfriend with a cadence of 60 probably going to end up scraping all the cartilage from her knees
How can I get my gf to stop being retarded?