>>1266949>who are the most well adjusted cyclists? >City bikementally ill Stacy who bought a bike to be cool and is high on SSRIs and Latte while she wobbles around blocking traffic while carrying bags of clothing she just bought to feel pretty
>Fixie 2006: scumbag drug addict who rules
2018: young guy or old Sheldon Brown bro who is actually having fun
>Road bikeFull kit: type-A, asshole, dickhead
Chill steel with casual clothing: probably beyond based
>MTB Downhill: type-Z, retard, brain dead
Everything else: Absolute bro and great person
>hybrid bikeNPC
>FatbikeBecause My Wife Left Me: Based
Because MGTOW: seek therapy