>>1548665even if not bait, let us blow the op to kingdom come anyway, just for fun, shall we?
For purposes of roasting the OP, we'll assume he's telling a True Story (LOL):
>buy a uncomfortable racing bike for 8000€If you had that much to spend on a pricey race bike, then why didn't you pay for a proper bike fitting while you were at it?
>this will surely make me faster like the pros!What is 'training', Alex?
>immediately gets a flat tyre because carbon fibre can't handle the road conditionsYour tires are made of RUBBER, not CARBON FIBER, and it's not the bikes' fault it can't handle your inability to look out for piles of broken glass and run right over it anyway
>have to walk home because the shop is closed on sundayLOL, 8000 euros and you can't be bothered to carry a spare tube, CO2 cartridge and adapter?
You're so lame you can't do babby-simple things like install a tube? You need a shop to do it?
OP, 4chan is for 18+ only, not 12 year olds!
>oh no you're wearing racing shoes and you can't even walkHe gets the shoes and presumably clipless pedals but didn't get the bike fitting?
Brainlet.
>wait until monday with your unfixable bikeAgain: babby OP can't handle babby-simple bike repairs, what a loser.
>show up at the shop demanding answers*throws a spoiled babby-tier fit in public*
>no refunds this bike is for pros only!*throws a spoiled babby-tier fit in public DEMANDING HIS MONEY BACK BECAUSE HE MADE THE BIKE GET A FLAT TIRE*
>the shop can't even pump it up because it has an expensive kind of race tyre that doesn't work with a normal pump(the shop, having had enough of this spoiled brat little cunt, knowing he won't know the difference anyway, tells him they don't have a chuck that fits the bike HE BOUGHT AT THEIR SHOP)
>tfw you bought 8000€ of junk*spoiled cunt babby OP throws himself on the floor of the bike shop, kicking and screaming, because the big bad bike shop man won't magically make him Lance Armstrong with a Magic Bike that always wins*
