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I have an cool aviation story.
My old man is an airline pilot of many years and is reaching his twilight now. I never see the fat old bastard, but he is a fucking pro pilot. He flew L1011s on contract into Iraq during the height of the war, and has the longest fucking endorsement list ever.
Anyway, the other day he called me out of the blue and said he was coming into land at Brisbane. He rocked up in this sweet private jet thing. Pic related.
I got to have a cool walk around this thing and had a go at the controls and stuff, and he even walked me through an engine start. I helped him put the thing to bed and had a nice look at the private jet terminal for all the richfags.
TL;DR: being poor is awful, but I got to start a jet.
