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>look for homeless dudes riding expensive bikes
>go up to one and stop him
>”Hey! That’s my stolen bike! Give it back to me right now or I’m calling the cops!”
Worst case scenario, they somehow get away, you might get a little scraped in a scuffle.
Best case scenario you get a sweet expensive bike for free. There’s pretty much a 100% chance the bike is stolen anyways, so you aren’t victimizing the homeless dude.
Poke holes in my theory.
