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Make sure you're sitting comfortably because I have a funny story.
Replaced the cleats on my shoes, but I still had the tension on the pedals dialled up to compensate for the wear on the old ones... short story long I thought I was clipped in when I wasn't, stamped on it to go and road rage at a car 'driver' who was millimetres away from knocking me off, but instead flew off the pedals and slammed my dick on the stem so hard I smashed the screen on my GPS. Weirdly it doesn't hurt but my ball sack is now purple.
