>>2003478No, not a meme. Get a depilation wax heater, it's the perfect tool for this job and insanely cheap. Just toss yer mum's candle leftovers into it, let it all melt and toss a fresh chain in, factory lube and all, it'll all mix into the wax. Let it cook for 10 minutes, stir well to get it everywhere (use disposable chopsticks), then hook the ends with small hooks and hang the chain over the heater to let it all drip off. Put the heater away and reuse the wax next time.