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>last night go to pick up my gf from work
>it's raining and my brakes aren't working well
>on the way home take a bicycle overpass to cross a big street and storm wall
>know my brakes are shit so tell gf I'm going down the incline to get back to street level first
>the down ramp is about 30° with one landing in the middle
>after first bit it's immediately apparent that I'm not stopping
>put my feet down to slow but I'm wearing flip flops and they do nothing
>proceed to crash a few meters into a wall of tall grass and fall over
>not hurt at all
Dumb luck
