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>masturbating to "hands free" joi
>dry humping bed with this on legs and tape on hands
>finish, rip tape off, unlock bike lock
>it's fucking stuck
>try all the spare keys, none work
>no cutting devices in room or in house at all
>can waddle at about 0.2 mph
>living in a shared house with 5 others, door locks. No trousers or boxers on.
Bros.... Is there a way to get this off without calling the fire brigade? Please
