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>he rides a fixie
>he has no helmet
>he rides a low-rider bike
>he uses clipless in a city environment
>he doesn't know how to service his own bike
>he uses a bmx for commuting and non-bmx things
>he rides a full suspension bike in area with no off-road trails.
>he has a brooks saddle on anything other than a vintage bike.
>he wears a full lycra kit whilst riding a beach cruiser or some other normie bike.
>he has a backpack on instead of a dedicated pannier/backpack and rack system
>he uses a super aero time trial helmet when not on a trial bike or for regular recreation/riding
>he doesn't carry extra tube, kits, tools, etc when riding far away or in urban/rural environments
>he doesn't oil his chain every couple of weeks or swap his chain/casette according to manufacturer recommendations
>he rides hand-less for extended of periods of time even though he's not grabbing water, changing music, or stretch/flexing fingers
They will never learn.
