>>1537291>store bike on stand>uneven forces on spokes throws wheel out of true>weight of cranks gradually distorts bottom bracket shell>weight of handlebar bends stem>weight of saddle cover compresses foam in saddle>weight of outer half of the handlebar tape compresses inner half of the handlebar tape>containments in the air and exposure to light cause paint fading, corrosion, or worse>second law of thermodynamics guarantees all components gradually disintegrate>expansion of the universe eventually pulls apart the atoms in your seatpostYou're fucked no matter what, but your least-terrible option is a dark box in a zero-g vacuum.
