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You will own a Cross-Check. Probably within the next two years. I can tell you are ready. You are stronger now, and growing stronger every day.
There is a parasite infecting the race of man. That parasite, is capital. A sentient construct leeching at the heart of the species. It has us now. There is no escape.
But there is a way to flow with the chaos. The clues within the Surly product detail pages are not satanic. They should not be taken at face value - it is a ruse. They are there to shake us free from your shackles, from the cage inside of us.
The age of Adam is coming to an end and the age of Eve has finally arrived. With it, the serpent and the apple.. The internet is the apple and you are deep within it, like a burrowing worm. You very well might get bit - but I trust you are ready to escape.
ALL industries, from music to thomas the tank to cycling.... all exist to SUCK YOUR LIFE AWAY into the machine. ALL want to TAKE your POWER... AWAY.
SOME are aware this is going on. SOME know that outright ATTACKS on the SYSTEM are dealt with swiftly and spiritedly. These folks, The Some, know that rebellion must be waged within the serpent, the apple, the swirling chaos. It must be executed right. under. their. noses
And that is the mission of Surly Intergalactic. To construct a product so good, so perfect, so indestructible as to collapse the industry from within. To actualize emancipation THROUGH capitalism rather than OUTSIDE OF capitalism. "The only way out is through" - indeed. Very much so
This is not political. This is not apolitical. This is beyond politics. A spiritual war for the soul of our species. We, the cyclists, are one front of a war being waged against the machinations of a machine beyond human comprehension, one that threatens the very existence of not only our planet but the universe itself.
IF this beast escapes from the bosom of our earth, then the stars will know the true meaning of immolation.Total disruption. Total apocalyptic entropy
