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>get new bike
>comes with 25mm tires
>HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BROKEN SPINE, LOSER. YOU MUST BUY 28mm TIRES IF YOU WANT COMFORT
>it's 8:15 pm so the bike shops are closed
>wait until next day and buy 28mm tires
>go home to install them
>HAHAHAHA YOU NEED NEW BIGGER INNER TUBES TOO, DUMBASS. BUY NEW ONES OR YOU'LL GET MORE FLATS
>it's 8:15 so the bike shops are closed
>drive to walmart and buy inner tubes there
>valves are too short
>wait until next day and buy inner tubes from bike store
>finally get to ride bike
>run over a small pebble and get a flat
>HAHAHAHA YOU MUST BUY NO-FLAT STRIPS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND 20 MINUTES A DAY SITTING IN A DITCH PATCHING YOUR TUBE
>it's 8:15...
