>>1099518>fuckwits feeding pigeons on the canal towpaths>literally knee deep in flying rats>slow down until they fly off>start getting up to speed again>kamikaze pigeon flies like half a meter and does a u-turn>straight in to my spokes>jammed in forks>not going fast enough to OTB but still smash my dick in to the stemAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA