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>be me being stupid, riding in the dark and rain bombing a hill at 30mph
>hit a slippery speed bump
>wake up about 40 feet away having been knocked out (no helmet)
>pretty fucked up, but manage to get back to my apartment, clean my road rash, and put a splint on my wrist
>more or less fine, was in college at the time and my mental abilities remained unchanged
>MFW the absolute worst scenario that helmet fucks preach about happened to me and I was literally fine
