>>1128525>>1128561>go ride local single track solo (basically trail goes thru backyard)>about 20 miles, chain breaks>fix it, limp over to paved bike path to ride back (had to take out a couple links and couldn't use low gears)>riding super fucking slow>get passed by QT>embarassed>staring at dat ass, trying to catch up>standing trying to climb a hill>pin in chain link gives, chain breaks>cranks spin freely >I flail around like puppets>foot falls off pedal >face plant stem>panic, grab brakes>lock up front wheel>go over handle bars>crack helmet, brake arm, get road rash>QT comes to my rescue>calls ambulance>checks up on me at hospital>we've been dating for 3 years nowgod damn you guys are way too autistic.