>>1992826Oh hi grant, I know this won't break through your little self delusion bubble but the most popular bikes on the market cost like $500 and are about as upright as you can get short of just walking. The conspiracy to make everyone shove a dildo up his ass and wear a wetsuit and bend over on aero bars only exists in your head and nobody needs to buy your $5000 clone of a shitty d*tch bike if they want to be slow.
