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>been lazy
>finally drag myself out of the house for a ride
>only second ride of the week
>see light turn red at intersection next to bar up ahead
>slow down and get into left turn lane
>suddenly hear "HEY SEXY!" from girl at bar patio
>W-what
>turn head
>realize im quickly approaching white line at red light
>unclip both feet and slam them on ground to prevent falling over
>light instantly turns green
>dear god no
>full panic mode trying to get any foot to clip in
>it wont work at all
>try to act like im just really exhausted with my head looking down and breathing heavy... at a green light
>dont even know if a car is behind me
>finally get a foot clipped in
>slowly pedal forward with one foot as the other leg desperately flails around slipping off the pedal
>all of bar and people in cars staring at me
>ride the hardest I possibly can trying to forget what just happened
>it doesnt work
>hit pothole at 26mph causing my full water bottle to spring out
>at this point I turn around and take the back way home
I made it 10 miles.
