Hi goy... I mean guys. My name is Shully Goldstein. I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate yours and /r/bicycling's attitude towards helmet safety. I am the founder and CEO of MagicHat inc., the largest bicycle helmet manufacturer in the world. We're devoted to making the cycling community safer. Recent studies from Israel State University show that geting into a bicycle accident without a helmet results in a 95% chance of death, whereas wearing a helmet reduces that to 0%. Rember that even a small scratch will comprise your helmet's integrity and you'll need to buy a new one. Why not try out our newest model, the aerogyro 420. It weighs 3 pounds, cost only 900$ plus tax, and comes in awsome colors! We are trying our best to institute nationwide helmet laws, but remember to do your part, if you see a rider without a helmet, shame them untill they buy one. Thanks again!