>>1011221LOL, no, every single bump you hit would go right into your arms and shoulders. It would be MORE fatiguing to ride than a rigid-frame bike. Also your 'suspension' would be underperforming anyway due to all the mass of the complete, rigid forks, steerer, stem, handlebars (and everything bolted to the handlebars), and the downtube. It likely wouldn't even be safe to ride at any speed. You're a complete idiot and have no idea what you're doing. You might even be too dumb to BUY a bike and ride it safely, if you think this would actually work.
>hobby physicistGET A DIFFERENT HOBBY.
Consider basket-weaving, I hear 'trainables' can be taught to do that.