Daily reminder that if you unironically cycle on the roads you should commit suicide immediately. The roads are intended for cars and you are not welcome there.

You act entitled as fuck, hog entire lanes of traffic, cause huge tailbacks when the oncoming lane is busy, and generally are just fucking annoying. I used to work with a guy who cycled to work, he got utterly fucking demolished by a truck one morning. We only found out what happened around a week later, I could barely contain my laughter when the manager called us in one by one for a heart to heart. Cyclists are literally sub-human.