>>1036491Don't ignore me motherfucker, this is a good thread. I made this thread, I typed it out, I did the captcha, I even found a funny picture to go along with it. You can't do this to me you fucking bellend.
This is my fucking turf, I fucking own this shit, and you let your flaming diarrhea squirt itself all over MY thread? My step uncle served in the miltary for years, he trained with French, Spanish, and various other militaries across the world. He can kill 5 men from a 500 yard distance with a paintball gun and some firecrackers. He has the reflexes of bear mixed with a cheeta. He can choke a man faster than you can beg for him to spare your miserable life. He taught me EVERYTHING I know, so you better be scared boy. I've already hacked you, and I'm driving to your house right now with my AK-47 and a can of tear gas I stole from some Jew in New Jersey. I'm about to smack your dick harder than your stepdaddy could ever dream of boy. You better stop creaming your pants and start barricading your house, because I'm on my way.
