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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:55:57 No.1048741 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1048742 >>1048743 >>1048746 >>1048902 >>1049009 >>1049017

>go on Surly's website
>see they now have a fat version of the Big Dummy that accepts up to 5.25" tires
I can't fucking stop laughing. This is the ultimate meme bike. It... I can't even fathom a more meme-tier bike. It could be useful in some situations, but it's... amusing. Surly and their fucking meme machines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:01:59 No.1048742 Report

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>>1048741

>he doesnt regularly cargo haul crates of nuclear bombs across the desert.

Who's the meme now, fred?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:04:02 No.1048743 Report

Quoted By: >>1048748 >>1053641

>>1048741
Are you actually laughing though? Are you really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:08:31 No.1048746 Report

Quoted By: >>1049017

>>1048741
Dude, imagine all the adventures you can live if you buy that bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:14:28 No.1048748 Report

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>>1048743
Yes, I was really laughing. I love this thing but it still makes me laugh.

And now I laughed again because it turns out that it is designed to be compatible with a FUCKING DROPPER POST.
When will Surly stop?
Oh wait, they're never going to stop. And that is why I fucking love those glorious faggots.

I am going to get one of these and put a 200mm travel suspension fork on it with butterfly bars and 26x5.25" tires. And I am going to ride around on it in my /n/ jersey. I am going to be the ultimate meme of cycling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:20:37 No.1048750 Report

Quoted By: >>1048751

Even more good news!
On Surly's article
>Can I haul my kids with it?
>Yes!
I'm going to get one of these and haul my girlfriend on it!
>inb4 you don't have a girlfriend
I know, but I can pretend at least. Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:22:48 No.1048751 Report

Quoted By: >>1048752

>>1048750
https://www.realdoll.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:28:24 No.1048752 Report

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>>1048751
You're giving me ideas, anon. Stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:09:47 No.1048766 Report

Quoted By: >>1048772

It'd be cool if it was electric, front and rear hub motors. As it is you'd be better off pushing it than trying to pedal it (assuming it was actually loaded up like it was meant to be and used on terrain that could justify such large tyres).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:39:35 No.1048772 Report

Quoted By: >>1053641

>>1048766
I know someone who has the original big dummy and has an electric kit on it, he uses it with a trailer and tows his three kids about in it, it's the family car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:50:18 No.1048775 Report

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This screams electric conversion to me. Look at all that fucking battery space... You could put solar panels on that shit it's so big.
Tbh I'd just do a front hub motor and pedal the rear.

(If I was going to at all, I'd never buy this)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 01:57:54 No.1048867 Report

Quoted By: >>1048880 >>1048883 >>1052301

I think I'd just buy one of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 03:20:52 No.1048880 Report

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>>1048867
a brown person in a wig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 03:25:04 No.1048883 Report

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>>1048867
you cant buy those anymore anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 04:12:10 No.1048902 Report

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>>1048741
finally, a bicycle that will allow me to haul my Great Pyrenees without a trailer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 05:13:43 No.1048918 Report

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Why do I feel like I'm in a surly shill thread?

oh right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 05:33:50 No.1048922 Report

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>>1048883
>mfw pushbike fags forget that all other modes of transport are designed to last more than 6 months from new with regular use, even surviving through 2 or 3 owners over *literal* decades without having their major mechanical components replaced
>mfw all of the extra initial costs, AND the costs of consumables, AND the cost of government registration, evaporate within a few months if one simply values their personal time spent commuting at the same rate that they value their labour at work, presuming they live in the first world
Bik-ucks mek me kek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 18:47:59 No.1049009 Report

Quoted By: >>1049041 >>1053752

>>1048741
>This is the ultimate meme bike. It... I can't even fathom a more meme-tier bike. It could be useful in some situations, but it's

aylmo in what situations can such a meme be usefl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 19:33:12 No.1049017 Report

Quoted By: >>1049026 >>1049073 >>1050258

>>1048741
>I can't even fathom a more meme-tier bike
It needs drop bars. They couldn't justify bullhorns on this type of bike but drops on off road bikes definitely are more memey than flat bars. Also like someone else mentioned, dropper seat.

>>1048746
Imagine touring across the Mojave with water on back and living a nomadic raw paleo vegan lifestyle off the desert land in an open sexual relationship with your free-range hippie LSD and DMT using girlfriends that make their own clothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 19:58:53 No.1049026 Report

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>>1049017
>Imagine touring across the Mojave with water on back and living a nomadic raw paleo vegan lifestyle off the desert land in an open sexual relationship with your free-range hippie LSD and DMT using girlfriends that make their own clothing.

Sounds like heaven desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 20:47:01 No.1049041 Report

Quoted By: >>1049072 >>1049733 >>1053752

>>1049009
When you're going to /n/ meetup and need to outmeme everyone else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 22:43:40 No.1049072 Report

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>>1049041
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 22:46:42 No.1049073 Report

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>>1049017
It's already dropper post compatible though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2017 19:16:15 No.1049257 Report

Quoted By: >>1049291 >>1050262

What is more /n/, this thing or a 90s rigid mtb with slicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2017 21:06:09 No.1049291 Report

Quoted By: >>1049698

>>1049257
>what's more /n/
a 90s rigid is /n/
that surly meme machine is >>>/reddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2017 21:14:45 No.1049294 Report

Quoted By: >>1049295 >>1049777 >>1053641

Sometime y'all /n/iggers just make me angry

>You're cucked if you drive a cage
>DEATH TO ALL CAGERS
>But any bike that's utilitarian enough to replace the family car is a filthy memebike

If /n/ had it's way, no bikes other than OTSs, 90s MTBs with slicks, and Garson Fredsleds would be allowed to exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2017 21:21:05 No.1049295 Report

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>>1049294
>If /n/ had it's way, no VEHICLES other than OTSs, 90s MTBs with slicks, and Garson Fredsleds would be allowed to exist.

we can all have a dream can't we?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Feb 2017 08:40:15 No.1049420 Report

Quoted By: >>1049697

>People can look at this frame and not laugh

What's it like not having a soul?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Feb 2017 06:06:20 No.1049697 Report

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>>1049420
I laughed
Do I have a soul?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Feb 2017 06:07:36 No.1049698 Report

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>>1049291
Three arrows is cross-board, not cross-site, you fucking moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Feb 2017 11:05:17 No.1049733 Report

Quoted By: >>1053660 >>1053752

>>1049041
>When you're going to /n/ meetup and need to outmeme everyone else

>tfw ready for the meetup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Feb 2017 14:15:42 No.1049777 Report

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>>1049294
Some people are really insecure. They have to put down everyone in the same league of interest/class to feel like their own choices make them worth something. I guess the best we can do is pat them on the back and make them feel cared for.

I think /n/ fundamentally accepts every transport besides cages. Freight and delivery trucks can join the party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2017 11:07:28 No.1050028 Report

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Would be a good bike to tour the aussie desert and the bulldust roads. Carry plenty of water too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2017 11:08:44 No.1050029 Report

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>not riding on the beach with bae and surfboards on the back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2017 18:45:31 No.1050102 Report

Quoted By: >>1050257

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:51:45 No.1050257 Report

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>>1050102
>that bike
>that filename
'no'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:57:46 No.1050258 Report

Quoted By: >>1050265

>>1049017
moustache handlebars would bring the meme levels through the roof my dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:05:24 No.1050262 Report

Quoted By: >>1053711

>>1049257

This thing with slicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:11:12 No.1050265 Report

Quoted By: >>1050334 >>1050355 >>1053215 >>1053752

>>1050258
>Big Fat Dummy
>26x5.25" tires
>moustache/butterfly bars
>dynamo hub
>1x Sram Eagle drivetrain with 55t ring and 10-50t 12 speed cassette
>strap several 10+ gallon water jugs onto it
>put a girlfriend, or, if lacking a girlfriend, then one of those super realistic japanese sex dolls on the back
>ride this wearing /n/ Yotsuba jersey
If I do this will I be the ultimate meme of /n/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:31:21 No.1050299 Report

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>stop liking what I don't like

Lighten up OP you homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 12:03:33 No.1050302 Report

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Takes 29+ tyres, now we're talking cargo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:45:34 No.1050334 Report

Quoted By: >>1052430

>>1050265
Get a pair of those Salsa Everything cages and use them to hold that Winnipeg Bert that comes in 2L bottles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 16:54:49 No.1050355 Report

Quoted By: >>1050389

>>1050265
>1x drivetrain
>odd number of teeth on the chainring
Do you even narrow-wide, bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:23:11 No.1050389 Report

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>>1050355
Okay 60t

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 21:25:17 No.1052301 Report

Quoted By: >>1052347

>>1048867
anal fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 23:54:00 No.1052347 Report

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>>1052301
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Mar 2017 05:42:10 No.1052430 Report

Quoted By: >>1052690

>>1050334
This shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2017 02:45:47 No.1052690 Report

Quoted By: >>1053259

>>1052430
Drugs are degenerate (and yes, alcohol is a drug).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Mar 2017 00:13:04 No.1053215 Report

Quoted By: >>1053219 >>1053308

>>1050265
>custom titanium fat longbike
>Lauf forks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Mar 2017 00:21:19 No.1053219 Report

Quoted By: >>1053474

>>1053215

So many memes

coordinated anodized bits are so pleb

Shareblue

Shareblue Sat 04 Mar 2017 02:47:17 No.1053259 Report

Quoted By: >>1053274 >>1053470

>>1052690
You sound like a raging fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Mar 2017 04:09:36 No.1053274 Report

Quoted By: >>1053494

>>1053259
>namefag
>pass badge on display
>casts aspersions on an anon

got a hell of a nerve, pal.

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Фю Sat 04 Mar 2017 10:17:05 No.1053308 Report

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>>1053215
Why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Mar 2017 23:33:38 No.1053470 Report

Quoted By: >>1053494

>>1053259
>namefag passfag calling someone else a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 00:03:45 No.1053474 Report

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>>1053219
>Too poor to coordinate the anodized
>"coordinated anodized bits are so pleb"

Shareblue

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Shareblue Sun 05 Mar 2017 02:34:42 No.1053494 Report

Quoted By: >>1053498

>>1053274
>>1053470
>How to trigger asspies in two easy steps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 03:01:04 No.1053498 Report

Quoted By: >>1053502

>>1053494
>step one: be a faggot
>step two: broadcast it at any given opportunity

gg

Shareblue

Shareblue Sun 05 Mar 2017 03:08:22 No.1053502 Report

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>>1053498
Yeah you did do good. Very self confident

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 17:37:54 No.1053641 Report

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>>1048743
I chuckled a bit.
>>1048772
Now I laughed.

>>1049294
It all makes sense when you discover the majority of /n/ are single young men without children. When they grow up and have kids, maybe they'll see the value in a cage.

Also shoo shoo, shariablue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 18:58:41 No.1053660 Report

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>>1049733
>doesn't have slicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 21:50:45 No.1053711 Report

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>>1050262
>slick fat tire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 21:53:33 No.1053712 Report

Quoted By: >>1055831

29r fat bikes should be a thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 23:50:53 No.1053752 Report

Quoted By: >>1053762 >>1054027

>>1049009
>>1049041
>>1049733
>>1050265
This, my friends, is how you out-meme everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 00:20:55 No.1053762 Report

Quoted By:

>>1053752
Not quite.
>no mustache bars

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:20:12 No.1054027 Report

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>>1053752
No that's just how you out autism everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 22:01:52 No.1055819 Report

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If it has a normal size rear hub 135mm it would be alright, the chain is so long clearance shouldn't be an issue, then at least you could swap some thin wheels on, and not break bank on fatbike hubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 22:40:47 No.1055831 Report

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>>1053712
Do you man 29+? The Surly Krampus comes to mind.

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