>>1062153A surly staggler with cheapest 22mm slick tyres possible, DUI bars, front rack and fender with no back rack or fender, squeeky chain, "hydro brakes" that in fact are cable rim brakes, but with discs on, just not connected to anything, straight up fixie with full "campadjoloh grouppoh", flat pedals and full set of reflectors.
Oh and a brooks saddle.