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Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 00:45:37 No.1063029 View View Reply Original Report

Would you rather have a cute cyclist girlfriend or get first place in the Tour de France? I don't know which I would prefer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 01:21:58 No.1063057 Report

Quoted By: >>1063059 >>1063608

A cute cyclist girlfriend won't help me win the Tour de France
Winning the Tour de France will most definitely help me get a cute cyclist girlfriend
So the latter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 01:23:18 No.1063059 Report

Quoted By: >>1063061 >>1063063 >>1066045

>>1063057
Extremely good point, my friend. Though not entirely accurate, as she would give you motivation and encouragement to win the tour.
Would you fuck Lance Armstrong if doing so would allow you to win the tour?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 01:26:40 No.1063061 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063059
First place in TdF for sure

>Would you fuck Lance Armstrong if doing so would allow you to win the tour?
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 01:33:06 No.1063063 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063059

>gains goblin
>motivation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 01:51:27 No.1063085 Report

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>tfw no qt3.14 cyclist waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 04:31:40 No.1063194 Report

Quoted By: >>1063198 >>1063890

>>1063029
I already have a cute cycling fiancee and I'd rather ride the PBP than the Tour de France.

So, I win?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Apr 2017 04:38:37 No.1063198 Report

Quoted By: >>1063894

>>1063194
>PBP
>not RAAM
filthy casual downtuber

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 02:46:56 No.1063602 Report

Quoted By: >>1063616 >>1063618

>Anon will you be my boyfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 03:09:48 No.1063608 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063057
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 03:42:13 No.1063616 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063602
be gone thot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 03:53:03 No.1063618 Report

Quoted By: >>1063658

>>1063602

>Ancient rubber with the hair still intact
>Poor posture
>Poor hygiene
>No self-respect
>Somehow incapable of taking a decent selfie in fucking 2017

I wouldn't be your boyfriend even if you had a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 05:30:30 No.1063658 Report

Quoted By: >>1063674

>>1063618
Do you plug the hair off your tires or something?
On a scale from 10 to 1, how autistic are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 07:19:58 No.1063674 Report

Quoted By: >>1064223

>>1063658
I only buy tires that don't come with the hair. If for some unfortunate reason I have to use a hairy tire I do plug it.

About 8 when 10 is full autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 21:06:27 No.1063890 Report

Quoted By: >>1063894

>>1063194
Literally me, fancy a 4some mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 21:47:32 No.1063894 Report

Quoted By: >>1064152

>>1063198
It's the history mate. Plus, my fiancee is cool with the PBP because she'll just hang out with her Dutch and French friends while I do it.

>>1063890
Only if it goes in this order, my girl getting eaten out by your girl, me plowing your girl, you plowing me. Then we all just turn around. Just a big bi fuck chain.

Oh, and we have to be listening to the B-52s the whole time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 22:55:34 No.1063922 Report

Quoted By: >>1064142 >>1064161 >>1065829

>W-would you like to go riding with me, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 16:44:25 No.1064142 Report

Quoted By: >>1064145 >>1064266

>>1063922
I would rather "win" a gran fondo than ride with her or fuck her or w/e lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 17:08:09 No.1064145 Report

Quoted By: >>1064146

>>1064142
>being a raging homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 17:17:05 No.1064146 Report

Quoted By: >>1064266

>>1064145
I would die a virgin to win a single bike race

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 17:25:30 No.1064152 Report

Quoted By: >>1064202

>>1063894
L O N D O N?
I'm game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 18:09:43 No.1064161 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063922
Where is your safety eyewear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 20:40:06 No.1064202 Report

Quoted By:

>>1064152
Nah, America. Let's meet up for the Dutch Capitals Tour in a few years and fuck on the Afsluitdijk while cars go by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 21:26:29 No.1064223 Report

Quoted By:

>>1063674
>not undestanding manufacturing process for a tire

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Apr 2017 23:37:09 No.1064266 Report

Quoted By: >>1065834

>>1064142
Are you gay?
>>1064146
If "winning" a gran fondo that isn't even a race counts as winning a race, I bet you can do even better. Go find a 6 year old girl riding her bike on the sidewalk and challenge her to a race around the block. You'll probably win and that's even better than winning a gran fondo because assuming she accepts your challenge, it's actually a race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 15:45:56 No.1065829 Report

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>>1063922
She looks like a fucking golfer.
Not that that's really bad, I enjoy a game of golf with friends, but I wouldn't get gloves and a jersey like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 16:48:02 No.1065834 Report

Quoted By: >>1065966

>>1064266

>this guy would rather make progress as a cyclist rather than fuck a mediocre chick
>What the fuck!? You're so gay!

>being so pussy whipped and desperate for sex that you felt the need to "refute" my replies to this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 01:55:11 No.1065966 Report

Quoted By: >>1066330

>>1065834
Fuck off fred. If you want to win the TdF that much then stop being a lazy fuck, go fucking train, and win the fucking TdF. Do it in a fucking /n/ jersey too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 10:39:02 No.1066045 Report

Quoted By: >>1066162

>>1063059
> as she would give you motivation and encouragement to win the tour.

LMAO someone has never had a girlfriend

All they do is drain your energy and motivation out of that leak in your pee hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 22:57:34 No.1066162 Report

Quoted By:

>>1066045
Only if you're a filthy degenerate who cares more about sex than cycling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 17:56:18 No.1066330 Report

Quoted By:

>>1065966
>that much
I would barely have to want to win a race to want it more than I want to get laid lmfao

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