>>1076920Here's what you should do, OP:
You should leave your phone at home, where it won't get destroyed.
Also you won't look like a total dork, having some gigantic smartphone strapped to your handlebars, sticking out like sore thumb.
Get an Ant+ computer (like GARMIN) with GPS, download it when you get home, and upload that to Strava.
You don't need instantaneous upload to Strava while you're riding.
Of course Strava itself is pointless and stupid, but since I won't be able to talk you out of that, that's the best advice I can give you.