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Anonymous Mon 12 Jun 2017 04:25:34 No.1080855 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1081150 >>1081152 >>1081338 >>1081523

>cyclist girl I've been talking to says she's never done a 100km and would be really tired after it
>I call her a 5 year old fred on a single speed mountain bike
D-do you think she still likes me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jun 2017 05:01:59 No.1080865 Report

Quoted By: >>1080875

>not inviting her to ride with you
>not having hot, steamy shower sex with her after the ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jun 2017 06:03:02 No.1080875 Report

Quoted By: >>1081152

>>1080865
I already have cycled with her and I will again soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:41:04 No.1081150 Report

Quoted By: >>1081153 >>1081324 >>1081368

>>1080855
She isn't much of a cyclist if she hasn't done 100km. I would say any bicycle hobbyist will do 160km (100miles) within one year of that being their hobby. Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:53:08 No.1081152 Report

Quoted By:

>>1080855

Who cares?

>>1080875

Why?

>B-because I want to use her vagina, anon

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:06:41 No.1081153 Report

Quoted By: >>1081170

>>1081150
100 miles is 161km you stupid fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:59:42 No.1081170 Report

Quoted By: >>1081431

>>1081153

No, it's 160,9 you fagit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 19:53:38 No.1081324 Report

Quoted By: >>1081433 >>1081441

>>1081150
hahaha no fun elitist cunts. there are no benchmarks for your stupid hobby, only the imaginary ones you set for yourself to artificially valuate your pathetic existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 20:32:56 No.1081338 Report

Quoted By: >>1081433

>>1080855
Yeah, 100km is only like 4 hours, easy on a bicycle, it's only just of pedling, sweating, hating everything, wishing you were dead and internally crying when you start up a hill.

Imagine being in a car, bus or airplane for 4 hours, how shitty travel like that is Imagine how. 4 hours struggling on a bicycle must be like heaven in comparison.

I've never even once been blinded by sweat riding on an airplane for 4 hours and never once thought dying was a better alternative than living when that plane traversed a hill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jun 2017 22:13:01 No.1081368 Report

Quoted By: >>1081433

>>1081150
Yeah no, fuck off. You don't get to set arbitrary standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 03:10:44 No.1081431 Report

Quoted By:

>>1081170
No it's 160.93 you fuckin candy-ass niggerfaggot

Sieg

Sieg Wed 14 Jun 2017 03:12:58 No.1081433 Report

Quoted By: >>1081443

>>1081324
>>1081368
At least I can ride 3x as far as you in a day faggots
>>1081338
4 hours? Nah 2 and a half hours kid
And LOL if you are hating everything and wishing to be dead on a 100km ride that shouldn't start until like 450km in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 04:04:03 No.1081441 Report

Quoted By: >>1081451

>>1081324
Ok, then I am a motorsports racers, model rocket engineer, elevator hobbyist, rock climber, triathlete, deep sea diver, and stuntman because there are no arbitrary standards or benchmarks.

I'll change my statement. If you can't ride 100km, then you are a FUCKING PUSSY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 04:16:04 No.1081443 Report

Quoted By:

>>1081433
>shitposting this badly
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 06:03:29 No.1081451 Report

Quoted By: >>1081508

>>1081441
>100km
>thinks he is a real cyclist

try 1000km over consecutive days and then we will talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 16:04:37 No.1081508 Report

Quoted By: >>1081552

>>1081451
shut the fuck up faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 17:08:49 No.1081523 Report

Quoted By: >>1082302

>>1080855
You stupid fucking sperg lord. You're supposed to give her support and help her do the 100km, then get the puss when she finishes. (Image CAPTCHA is cars)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 19:24:18 No.1081552 Report

Quoted By: >>1081841

>>1081508
whiny little 100km bitch ass your legs probably look like broomsticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:05:22 No.1081565 Report

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I've never done 100km as I own a heavy mtb, but I probably already did 40 or 50 and it's not that hard if you go on level terrain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2017 18:13:01 No.1081841 Report

Quoted By: >>1081880 >>1082162 >>1082303 >>1082414

>>1081552
This is what my legs look like IRL, want to talk some more shit you keyboard warrior faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2017 20:01:27 No.1081880 Report

Quoted By:

>>1081841
>it does look like broomsticks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 17:57:32 No.1082162 Report

Quoted By:

>>1081841
bet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 04:52:18 No.1082302 Report

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>>1081523
Yeah obviously, I said I'll do the 100k with her. I also made her agree to do a 200k with me. She's ready for a 100 but not for a 200 yet but I'll have her ready within a few months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 04:53:59 No.1082303 Report

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>>1081841
Is that fucking... bread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:20:30 No.1082414 Report

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>>1081841
>Baguettes

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