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>be my sister and brother-in-law
>own nice, new(ish) and well maintained Cube MTBs
>decide to ride them to a festival in town
>decide to chain them together and onto something but with the flimsiest lock possibe
>decide to lock it a little away from public.
>few people, still very visible
>bikes get stolen ofc
>aquaintance sees thieves, well known small time criminal and his skank
>be paranoid about fictional small-town bike-theft crime lords
>not going for the little thieving shit
>police does fuck-all
>officer in charge is fat, bored, lazy asshole, barely recording the crime
>two weeks pass
>see negro on one of the bikes
>they stop the negro, 'fugee
>negro confused, doesn't really speaks our language
>dumbfuck bought that bike in the middle of the street from stranger for chump change
>butitgetsbetter.jpg
>he has a contract
>the idiot thief sold the bike and wrote on a dirty piece of paper what he is selling (brand, model), for how much and when, signs it and even has his skank sign it as a witness for whatever reason
>'fugee-negro is actually a pretty nice person, just kinda dumb
>'fugee gives bike back, sad he lost pretty much all his money
>back to the police
>new officer
>actually doing his job, records the whole crime including new evidence
>now the thieving scum will finally get his ass lit on fire
>sister feels bad about rideless negro-'fugee
>use contacts with LBS
>decent guys, give sister a used bike for cheap
>refurbish it for free
>gives to negro
Still the other bike and every piece of accessory is gone. I still would like to visit and have a ....nice talk with the thieving scum about bike #2.
