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Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 21:49:08 No.1093080 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1093096 >>1093100 >>1093124 >>1093133 >>1093281 >>1094964 >>1095799 >>1104397 >>1105704 >>1105952

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 21:50:34 No.1093081 Report

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fuck cagers fuck racists and FUCK white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 21:52:20 No.1093082 Report

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basted

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 22:06:13 No.1093084 Report

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Psssh, nuthin' personal, cager

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 23:34:06 No.1093096 Report

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>>1093080
That's what you get for riding too close to parked cars.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 23:49:21 No.1093100 Report

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>>1093080
>>1093096
Passing on the right, never again

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 00:05:55 No.1093104 Report

Quoted By: >>1093166 >>1093274 >>1093305 >>1093447 >>1098652

*blocks your path*

I don't know whether to be upset or happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 00:14:36 No.1093105 Report

Quoted By: >>1093119 >>1093120 >>1093143 >>1093188 >>1093220 >>1093390 >>1093398

*blocks your path*

Edit: IRL the leash is much longer and the dog is on the opposite end of the path and the mother can't hear you because she's distracted by her phone or she has earphones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 00:38:07 No.1093111 Report

Quoted By: >>1093128 >>1093149 >>1101204

>riding on multi purpose trail along waterfront
>passing ferry terminal
>hear what sounds like pig squealing in pain
>is 400lb woman screaming at me
>learn how to walk!
>you can't bike here!
>she is leaning on a bike rack smoking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 01:25:49 No.1093119 Report

Quoted By: >>1093120 >>1093149 >>1093421

>>1093105
Actually had something like this happen to me a few weeks ago on a local MUT. There is signs everywhere that say leashes must be shorter than 6ft, but this still happens once in a while, usually not this bad though

>morbidly obese woman walking a mutt that vaguely resembles a pitbull only because it has a block head
>her dog is obese, walks with a limp, probably because his joints are fucked from being SO obese
>astonished about the morbid obesity of the couple
>she's literally got some absurd retractable leash on a MUT which is completely unlocked and her dog is walking on the opposite edge
>freewheel loudly, slam it into a gear lower and then brake with my carbon wheels
>dog looks back
>lard must be clogging up this lady's ear drums
>slow roll up beside the dog on the gravel shoulder of the path
>roll at like .5mph beside her dog and run my hand across his back to show my dominance to the revolting woman
>he feels like a balloon filled with pudding
>she looks over and looks horrified about the heinous crime I've committed, showing her dog a modicum of attention
>can hear her panting through my earbuds during a break in the music (wearing because recovery rides are boring as fuck)
>launches into some kind of rant, I can only assume her rage was caused by the hormones in all the ground beef from wal-mart she's been eating causing a hormonal imbalance
>what I could hear from her rant was her dog is a "pitbull" and he is going to attack me and then something about how I couldn't afford a car
>dog (not a pitbull) was clearly friendly and not afraid of strangers at all and wasn't even startled by my freewheeling or carbon wheels
>look over at her with a stunned look on my face
>she still hasn't realized that I literally had to leave the path to pass her
>pedal 10ft ahead and go back on the path
>still hear her ranting
>glance back and see she hasn't even retracted the leash to make him stay on the proper side of the path

Stupid obese Americans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 01:32:03 No.1093120 Report

Quoted By: >>1093167

>>1093105
>>1093119
These. The problem is almost never the dog, and almost always the fault of a stupid human.

>come around corner on MUP
>dog in the middle of the path, no leash, owner a few yards behind
>come here Lobo, here boy!
>doggo does not give two fucks about owner
>doggo does not give two fucks about oncoming cycling
>doggo stands happily in the middle of the path enjoying the sunny day
>come here now! Lobo!
>Lobo is clearly the boss in this relationship
>"wolf" is a mutt about the size of a collie, fat, furry, and obviously a friendly family pet
>I laughed so hard I almost crashed

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 01:59:41 No.1093124 Report

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>>1093080
engage in a passive discussion about religion. make her extremely turned off as possible
keep walking while trying to disengage
her female hormones still raging for my manhood as i back away
WEW
that was close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 02:00:44 No.1093125 Report

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>>1093084
supermanfags BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 02:05:59 No.1093128 Report

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>>1093111
>riding to work one day
>commuting around cars, been doing this same route for months now
>some fat dumbass passes me too close and then yells "get off the road!" and gives me the finger when we're both at a stop sign
>point at him and puff my cheeks out, mime rubbing a big fat belly
>laugh at him and pedal away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 02:25:52 No.1093133 Report

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>>1093080
I cast Lightning Bolt!

*rolls d20*

14!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 03:12:26 No.1093136 Report

Quoted By: >>1093141 >>1093164 >>1093179

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 03:40:25 No.1093141 Report

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>>1093136
Touching that car

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 03:55:10 No.1093143 Report

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>>1093105
>leash

implying the dog would be on one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 04:52:59 No.1093149 Report

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>>1093081
you masturbating m8?

>>1093111
>>1093128
>>1093119
I love it when fatties try to preach to me about how and where to ride bikes they can't even fit on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 08:12:06 No.1093164 Report

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>>1093136
some people are just born assholes. i usually drive a car but i really hope some bikefags accidentally scratch these with their pedals as they pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 08:25:53 No.1093166 Report

Quoted By: >>1093285

>>1093104
EVERY FUCKING V-BRAKE IS OFF-CENTER REEEEEEEEEE
>dutch
oh nvm thats the standard for those crappy bikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 08:33:42 No.1093167 Report

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>>1093120
That dog was named after his brain procedure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 11:13:01 No.1093179 Report

Quoted By: >>1093933

>>1093136
everytime I see these I just want to intentionally run into them, like so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ

then I realize how pointless it is and it'd hurt me more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 11:47:32 No.1093187 Report

Quoted By: >>1093257 >>1093273 >>1095498 >>1097015 >>1101508 >>1102118

*blocks your path*

Seriously what are these for?

I love cycling down the canal but these things piss me off when I have to slow down and carefully weave through, or get off the bike entirely and lift over.

Who thought that was a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 11:51:27 No.1093188 Report

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>>1093105
Every time I cycle past a dog I wonder if this will be the one that will run under my wheel.

Dogs are fucking stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:05:24 No.1093220 Report

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>>1093105
>ride on only somewhat straight and flat bikelane in town
>only 3% incline
>ride down at only 35ish km/h since combined lane and people ahead
>more than enough space to pass
>dog without leash jumps in my way for no reason
>brake as hard as I can
>stop 30cm before dog
>owner yells at me and claims that I would have to slow down to walking speed
>I say bullshit and there is a sign saying you have to keep your dog on a leash

I continued riding since I was not interested in conflict.
Also this lane is known to be used by faster cyclists because it is a nice place to ride fast.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:28:33 No.1093228 Report

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Those are there so you could train cyclocross dismounts and jumping over obstacles with the bike on your shoulder obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:23:43 No.1093257 Report

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>>1093187
So that old people aren't afraid of fast cyclists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 16:36:16 No.1093272 Report

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>>1093257
>be gramps
>"dang ol stupid cyclist with their skinny tire faggot bikes weaving through pedestrians"

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Gramps weaving through pedestrians with his glorified singetrack mobility scooter at 50 km/h.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 16:37:43 No.1093273 Report

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>>1093187
they help you to hone your bunny hop skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 16:38:47 No.1093274 Report

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>>1093104

Lol everyone is cramping gramps' style

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 17:36:53 No.1093281 Report

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>>1093080
veer right, break his arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 17:59:01 No.1093285 Report

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>>1093166
But they wear helmets so they're probably German tourists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 19:06:32 No.1093305 Report

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>>1093104
>grandpa in the back who left his shoulders at home

does he plug his arms into the bottom of his neck for aero jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 19:42:59 No.1093317 Report

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>>1093272
It's true

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:11:10 No.1093354 Report

Quoted By: >>1093365 >>1095500 >>1098614

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:46:15 No.1093365 Report

Quoted By: >>1093380

>>1093354
Another example of motorists being shortsighted and retarded; I love how they don't consider any hazard that's a hazard to cyclists an actual hazard unless it would also be a hazard to them. Puddle? Buncha sticks and shit in the shoulder? Shinny mess that might be glass? Yeah, fuck it, push the cyclists into it.
But if there's a manhole lid or a fucking plastic bag in the road, they'll swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:11:45 No.1093380 Report

Quoted By: >>1093387 >>1093396 >>1093424 >>1094023

>>1093365
>I love how they don't consider any hazard that's a hazard to cyclists an actual hazard unless it would also be a hazard to them.

Uh, yeah. That's basically how it works. I don't consider a brick falling on my head during my working day, because I'm not working on a construction site. Odd, that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:29:17 No.1093387 Report

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>>1093380
>is so stupid that he doesn't realize the difference between a cyclist and a car, both on the same road and the difference between an office worker and a construction worker

Car fags. When will they learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:34:38 No.1093390 Report

Quoted By: >>1093398

>>1093105
What concerns me here is not the mother with her dog, but the group of children just a few meters ahead.
Why're the little shits not camping on the grass, where they aren't a hindrance?
Kids are unpredictable and careless, especially if they're playing around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:57:11 No.1093396 Report

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>>1093380
Hardly a fair fucking comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:01:56 No.1093398 Report

Quoted By: >>1093406

>>1093105
>>1093390
i fail to see the problem on that pic. you have brakes you have steering solve it! nice patch of grass on both side if all else fails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:17:14 No.1093406 Report

Quoted By: >>1093407

>>1093398
>nice patch of grass on both side
Which is why it makes no sense that they're sitting on the goddamn trail.
>soft grass, easier on their butts
>hard pavement, easier on my road bike tires

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:25:26 No.1093407 Report

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>>1093406
this is not a problem nobody will die because of this. just clench your butt cheeks and solve it.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:49:47 No.1093419 Report

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>>1093125
underrated

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:50:58 No.1093421 Report

Quoted By: >>1093423 >>1093449

>>1093119
Why not use a bell to alert others in your path?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:53:43 No.1093423 Report

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>>1093421
Most people wear headphones, and the rest just don't give a shit.
I've literally said 'Excuse me!' and you get nothing.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:55:25 No.1093424 Report

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>>1093380

Really dumb logic that's not applicable to the situation. A good driver is aware of all obstacles in their immediate environment and is able to discern how these obstacles will affect other elements on the road. (motorists, pedestrians, cyclists) Driving is not something where you can do your own thing and mind your own business - there will be lousy drivers, there will be children and animals running into the road, there will be cars pulling out of parking spaces, obstacles forcing other drivers/cyclist to come into your lane etc.

Stop being stupid you cage fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 00:57:24 No.1093447 Report

Quoted By: >>1093502

>>1093104
I'm always happy when I see families out riding or hiking or whatever. Always always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 01:02:30 No.1093449 Report

Quoted By: >>1093519

>>1093421
>having a bell
I find it more efficent to just yell "LEFT" or "RIGHT" as loud as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 02:55:04 No.1093480 Report

Quoted By: >>1101654 >>1104413 >>1105595

>tfw passed a lady walking her dog on the way home and said "on your left!" and she pulled her dog to the side and then said "thank you!" when i passed her

felt good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 04:39:36 No.1093501 Report

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The little yappy dogs that start running towards the front wheel before the owner yanks it back. I wear a full face DH helmet, I wish one would get in front of the tire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 04:44:36 No.1093502 Report

Quoted By: >>1093570

>>1093447
me too, dudes here really have social issues.
just go behind them, ask for space, smile at them, recieve some smiles back, contiue your ride.
and if youre really going fast then take real rods and stuff. who cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 06:14:04 No.1093519 Report

Quoted By: >>1093538

>>1093449
I like the angelic chime of my bell

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 07:58:27 No.1093538 Report

Quoted By: >>1093751 >>1099388

>>1093519
I got a crane bell
-angelic indeed-
I think a large temple gong would be nice to keep on a front rack
what a statement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 12:59:53 No.1093570 Report

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>>1093502
only really triggers me when they do it on roads, near me there is a nice loop around a lake
lots of families take their kids out on bikes which is good, but they just let the kids ride all over the road swerving from side to side
seems dangerous plus it fucks up muh strava times
if you are gonna take your kids out on bikes teaching them how to be safe should be a priority, not just oh it's a quiet road he'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 21:32:39 No.1093698 Report

Quoted By: >>1093745 >>1102142

Bad things always happen. If there's someone walking, and you're cycling, they're basically preprogrammed to be wearing headphones, and wandering in your way. That's how the world works. Or if there's a group of people, you'll never get past them. The worst thing always happens for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:33:35 No.1093745 Report

Quoted By: >>1102142

>>1093698
What's the reason?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:42:30 No.1093751 Report

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>>1093538
>"large temple gong"
>posts singing bowl
pleb.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:08:43 No.1093769 Report

Quoted By: >>1093837 >>1094640 >>1094935 >>1095501 >>1099518 >>1106187

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:25:14 No.1093770 Report

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*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 14:02:39 No.1093837 Report

Quoted By: >>1093853

>>1093769
I've seen these stupid fucks RUN into 35mph roads with cars clearly coming. Not the panicky confused darting that squirrels do sometimes, that I can understand, but deliberate man on a mission running.
Fuck em all. I wamma bite one some day to teach them who's boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 14:47:04 No.1093853 Report

Quoted By: >>1093858 >>1093893 >>1093901

>>1093837
I don't get the geese hate. Other than shitting everywhere, I have never seen one act aggressively and I see them year round. They even stand still when they see a cyclist approaching and give you room to pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 15:11:51 No.1093858 Report

Quoted By: >>1093862

>>1093853
Oh, no. These little fucks stick their tongues our and hiss at you like a fucking cat. And if you're hanging out and you're not looking, sometimes they sneak up and bite your ass.
Truth be told, I love em for it, but you cant deny theyre assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 15:22:30 No.1093862 Report

Quoted By: >>1094773 >>1104411

>>1093858
Maybe city geese are just nicer in general. I've seen people walking up to goslings to take pictures but the parents didn't give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:03:58 No.1093893 Report

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>>1093853
>coming up on a goose
>"on your left!"
>"hawwnk!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:49:45 No.1093901 Report

Quoted By: >>1093902

>>1093853
when i was a kid the fawns were the same. big mean and prone to act aggressively. nowadays they are perfectly comfortable with people begging food and keeping easy distance from children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:51:42 No.1093902 Report

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>>1093901
>fawns
*swans fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 20:00:23 No.1093933 Report

Quoted By: >>1093976

>>1093179
>dat crashing into police car
Guy got balls.
Wonder how smurfs reacted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 20:04:58 No.1093935 Report

Quoted By: >>1094055 >>1098618

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:59:11 No.1093976 Report

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>>1093933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:09:38 No.1094023 Report

Quoted By: >>1094044

>>1093380
Well you see, motorists have to be aware of hazards in the road, immediately in front of them

Cyclists have to be aware of hazards in the bike lane, hazards in the road next to the bike lane, hazards coming from behind them should they need to turn or come out of the bike lane to avoid a hazard in the bike lane, etc. etc. so on and so forth

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 07:45:45 No.1094043 Report

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>ride down a narrow forest path.
>elderly couple in front of me
>ring my bell while going fast
>ring it again
>the man hears it and makes room for me
>the old woman didn't hear it

RIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 08:01:55 No.1094044 Report

Quoted By: >>1094056 >>1094085

>>1094023
Do you even have a driving license?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:58:34 No.1094055 Report

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>>1093935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvvDhEeetc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 11:02:57 No.1094056 Report

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>>1094044
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 12:52:22 No.1094085 Report

Quoted By: >>1094778

>>1094044
I certainly do. When I'm out driving I find I zone out/don't remember my travels a lot because it's so boring and also I don't have to worry about as many things like I do when I'm on my bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 12:58:34 No.1094087 Report

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Swing that fucker right out of its hinges and ride on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 21:35:01 No.1094640 Report

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>>1093769
Qute quackers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 08:44:25 No.1094773 Report

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>>1093862
he's an actor he's used to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:31:48 No.1094778 Report

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>>1094085
I see you are on your way to die in a crash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:18:30 No.1094935 Report

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>>1093769
Hey I live in Blacksburg too, we should hang out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:32:37 No.1094964 Report

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>>1093080
Knew this bloke who rode due to dui.
Hit a car door like op, broke his leg.
When recovered, first ride since accident hit another car door, broke wrist.
Lol cause he was a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 01:08:30 No.1094988 Report

Quoted By: >>1094999 >>1095017 >>1095090 >>1095502 >>1102114

London cagers are a menace
but the cyclists are not any better...
Wat do ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 02:04:48 No.1094999 Report

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>>1094988
kill self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 04:17:09 No.1095017 Report

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>>1094988
ride on the sidewalks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 14:08:15 No.1095090 Report

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>>1094988
Move to a nicer place?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 09:56:22 No.1095341 Report

Quoted By: >>1095356

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 12:57:31 No.1095356 Report

Quoted By: >>1101137

>>1095341
*tokyo drifts through oil*

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Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 13:19:22 No.1095358 Report

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*blocks your path*

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Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 13:23:29 No.1095359 Report

Quoted By: >>1095362

>>1095358
*throws autistic fit and runs into the woods*
>REEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...eee...eee..ee..ee..ee..e..e...e.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 13:34:39 No.1095362 Report

Quoted By: >>1095370

>>1095359
>balding this hard
Now I see why he's such an angry person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 13:53:31 No.1095370 Report

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>>1095362
Nah, I think he was born that way. Being ugly doesn't become a person with no self awareness. Though did you notice the stubble, the bulldog cheeks and that rounded chin? He bears more than a passing resemblance to sieg.
Probably a common developmental disorder, like how mongoloids have distinctive similarities in features.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:26:22 No.1095468 Report

Quoted By: >>1095472

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:33:19 No.1095472 Report

Quoted By: >>1095529

>>1095468
Kill it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:35:14 No.1095498 Report

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>>1093187
They keep Strava freds away from multi use paths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:36:47 No.1095500 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093354
That's not my path. I'm riding in the road there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:39:27 No.1095501 Report

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>>1093769
Guess I wanted to take a different route all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:41:21 No.1095502 Report

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>>1094988
Use your freedom of movement to move to a nicer EU country.

Oh, wait..

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Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:51:33 No.1095529 Report

Quoted By: >>1095531 >>1097326

*blocks your path*

>>1095472
Transphobic bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:55:48 No.1095531 Report

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>>1095529
Autism phobic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Aug 2017 13:41:04 No.1095755 Report

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*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Aug 2017 17:56:28 No.1095799 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093080
bunny hop that shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Aug 2017 10:52:57 No.1096905 Report

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>not riding exclusively on footpaths at walking pace

i never have to deal with any of this stuff, you plebs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Aug 2017 18:06:09 No.1097015 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093187
keep pikeys from riding horses and chavs with mopeds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2017 14:50:38 No.1097305 Report

Quoted By: >>1097306

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2017 14:55:01 No.1097306 Report

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>>1097305
I love this movie so much because all I can imagine is me just hanging out behind him and not throwing a hissy fit and gettigg caught up in his game. Movie wouldn't have happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2017 15:51:00 No.1097326 Report

Quoted By:

>>1095529
I bet you could do some sikk tricks off of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:16:35 No.1098614 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093354
That's not a bike path, that's just the shoulder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:25:59 No.1098618 Report

Quoted By: >>1098710

>>1093935

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:22:41 No.1098629 Report

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*blocks your path*

baka white ppl need to stop being so inconsiderate - in the early morning they like to walk on vehicle paths (when theres perfectly good sidewalks available) just because they don't want to deal with minor sidewalk cracks and and curbs - freaking smucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 04:48:22 No.1098652 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093104
Just weave through them at 40km/h

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:09:33 No.1098710 Report

Quoted By:

>>1098618
>do a 360 turn and ride away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 14:58:29 No.1098750 Report

Quoted By: >>1099757 >>1099802

*blocks your path*
Why do they just allow horses to leave a giant shit on the trail? If I did that I'd get arrested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2017 16:15:37 No.1099388 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093538
a battery powered train horn that is charged by your pedaling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 01:59:24 No.1099518 Report

Quoted By: >>1099764 >>1100986

>>1093769
i actually killed one of these while riding.

i was on a narrow as fuck sidewalk because the road was not safe to cycle on. to my left was the road and to my right was a huge fence. i tried to go as slow as possible so the bird wouldnt jump onto the road. it ended up doing just that anyways and got killedki by a car.

i started laughing for some reason and then i felt really awful for what had happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 20:27:37 No.1099757 Report

Quoted By: >>1099867

>>1098750
I know your pain.
I do trail maintenance for Jeffco open space. I can't tell you how many times I've spent an entire day sweating my ass off regrooming a trail to come back less than a week after it rained to find all my work destroyed by deep horse shoe ruts and literal piles of shit. If you take horses anywhere other than private trails, you need to be be castrated and forced to do trail maintenance for the rest of your faggot equstrian life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 20:48:54 No.1099764 Report

Quoted By:

>>1099518
Score one for the good guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 22:52:21 No.1099802 Report

Quoted By:

>>1098750
i had to clean some off the trail this morning.
didn't had any tools so used a branch to flick them on the side and kicked some dirt over the remains.

the pile of dung was squarely in front of the ramp for a jump. it's hard to do that unless you do it on purpose but horses are too dumb for that. maybe they were trained to poop on command.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 00:01:45 No.1099829 Report

Quoted By: >>1099834

>first time on this board
>it is all about people on bikes thinking they a superior to others because everyone who doesn't use a bike is obviously fat and unhealthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 00:38:35 No.1099834 Report

Quoted By:

>>1099829
Find the lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 03:14:41 No.1099867 Report

Quoted By:

>>1099757
>come back less than a week after it rained to find all my work destroyed
hey, at least you have job security

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 14:52:45 No.1100964 Report

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>Ruralite: first time time I'd been to city visiting brother, didn't really understand the cycle lane thing, walking to other side of the road on official crossing point, petit woman came at me screaming, very nearly hit me, dodged at last moment. At the time I was pretty hefty at the time, used to running sheep and an turning youngstock gotta be pretty physical they ain't always the friendliest, if I'd not dodged and grabbed the bike instead like my first reaction, I do wonder how badly it would've gone for her.
>haven't really been back there since.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 16:37:27 No.1100986 Report

Quoted By: >>1101558

>>1099518

>fuckwits feeding pigeons on the canal towpaths
>literally knee deep in flying rats
>slow down until they fly off
>start getting up to speed again
>kamikaze pigeon flies like half a meter and does a u-turn
>straight in to my spokes
>jammed in forks
>not going fast enough to OTB but still smash my dick in to the stem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2017 01:18:11 No.1101137 Report

Quoted By: >>1101139 >>1101754

>>1095356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5AZ8yYHNts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2017 01:26:03 No.1101139 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101137
DEJA VUUU

Anoɳymous

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Anoɳymous Fri 18 Aug 2017 10:38:26 No.1101199 Report

Quoted By: >>1101238 >>1101461 >>1101504

>riding on a main road with loads of construction work going on in the middle (pic related)
>two lanes for each direction normally, now one is blocked
>stick to the rules and ride on the unblocked lane, doing 30km/h or so
>car behind me honks
>What can I do
>honks again
>There is no bike path
>honks again
>There would be enough room behind the barrier, but that is illegal
>honks again
>pull over to the sidewalk, give *ironic* thumbs up to the passing driver
>ride another 50m or so before finally, the bike path begins

>few days later
>going the same route again
>just ride on the blocked lane behind the barrier
>no one is bothering me
Fuck traffic rules and cagers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2017 11:13:37 No.1101204 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093111
Is that Toronto ? The multi use lane thing isn't really working imho - tourists don't get it and cyclist just bomb through it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2017 14:54:39 No.1101238 Report

Quoted By: >>1101467

>>1101199
Cagers arent logical. You coukd be doing 80mph on your bike and they'd still flip the fuck out because they cannot be near a bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 14:10:33 No.1101461 Report

Quoted By: >>1101467

>>1101199
Looks like they're building something more useful than another bike lane.

Anoɳymous

Anoɳymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 14:32:34 No.1101467 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101238
You are probably right
>>1101461
They are renewing old tram/light rail tracks from 1974 or something. They are also extending the platforms. Yes, our trams need platforms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 17:15:00 No.1101504 Report

Quoted By: >>1101511 >>1101546

>>1101199

How the fuck are you people getting honked at? Ive been riding for a while and have done a some crazy shit but people here don't honk at me (even though I live in a honk-happy city).

Are you guys like really small and lanky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 17:40:01 No.1101508 Report

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>>1093187
These things exist to diversify your hobbies and give lockpickers something to do while aimlessly wandering on these paths.

Anoɳymous

Anoɳymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 18:01:08 No.1101511 Report

Quoted By: >>1101512

>>1101504
6'1" A E T H L E T I C and like I said, I rode in the only available line and no one could get past me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 18:13:53 No.1101512 Report

Quoted By: >>1101513

>>1101511

bulk the fuck up

Anoɳymous

Anoɳymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 18:39:44 No.1101513 Report

Quoted By: >>1101514

>>1101512
I literally can't. All the food shoots right through as is, I have to take thyroid hormones, and am currently suffering from tendonitis, so I am very limited as to what sports I can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 18:47:07 No.1101514 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101513

Oh my. Bless your heart - stay safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 20:14:11 No.1101546 Report

Quoted By: >>1101549

>>1101504
Doesnt matter how big you are, little dicked fuckbois in cars always think theyre bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 20:33:45 No.1101549 Report

Quoted By: >>1101579

>>1101546

So true, it always seems like the weakest ppl tend to act out the most. Anywhoo, I think that people will be fine (i.e. not honked at) as long as they're defensive/aggressive, fast, and built. :')

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 20:56:38 No.1101558 Report

Quoted By:

>>1100986
BAN ASSAULT SPOKES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 23:28:06 No.1101579 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101549
Disagree. All you need to do to get honked at is be on a bike; regardless of where or how you're riding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 10:43:01 No.1101654 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093480
>RIDER BACK
>RIDER BAAAACK
>MOVE LAOWAI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 12:34:35 No.1101683 Report

Quoted By: >>1101692 >>1101717

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 13:40:03 No.1101692 Report

Quoted By: >>1101718

>>1101683
Fine with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 15:53:11 No.1101717 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101683
Dis wy u need u car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 15:54:27 No.1101718 Report

Quoted By: >>1101751

>>1101692
I'm sure you are faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 15:55:24 No.1101719 Report

Quoted By: >>1101759

>riding bike down semi-residental street
>car ahead of me, keeping my distance
>car suddently stops
>i put the brakes on my bike
>car starts backing up
>much harder for a bike to go in reverse
>almost hits me

FUCK DRIVERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 18:39:09 No.1101751 Report

Quoted By: >>1101752

>>1101718
I graduated middle school, that's how it goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 18:40:58 No.1101752 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101751
It goes in your ass too I guess.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 18:57:45 No.1101754 Report

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>>1101137
used to do this with my mates on gravel roads with mountain bikes. oh, how time flies...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 19:33:06 No.1101759 Report

Quoted By: >>1101828

>>1101719

I was knocked off my m/o/torbike by a guy doing this...

He had a ton of shit on his parcel shelf and couldn't see out the window. Once he realised what had happened he was super apologetic. Turns out he was literally parking up outside his house so we went inside to talk details. Guy immediately pressed a bottle of whisky in to my hands and agreed to pay for any damages. Ended up staying for dinner, met his wife.

Still bros today. He bought a bike himself recently and we're going on a tour next month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 21:42:38 No.1101828 Report

Quoted By:

>>1101759
Am I invited to the wedding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 20:19:59 No.1102114 Report

Quoted By:

>>1094988
Rent van.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 20:28:22 No.1102118 Report

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>>1093187

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 22:14:39 No.1102142 Report

Quoted By: >>1102145

>>1093698
>>1093745
Murphy's Law

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 22:38:38 No.1102145 Report

Quoted By:

>>1102142
the best thing also always happens by that logic.

For avoiding bad situations, just have to reduce probability enough that we're safe (subjective) for the duration of activity.

E.g. Ride slow around people. Avoid people. Minimise trips. Avoid traffic. Bring spare tube. Eat vegetables now and then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 14:29:24 No.1102259 Report

Quoted By: >>1102303 >>1102309 >>1102311

>Got in MY way
>Blocked MY way
>Getting in MY way
>Blocked ME
>Blocking ME
>Slowing ME down

You people are so fucking self-centered it is almost unbelievable, how about you stop riding at 65 down fucking footpaths?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:30:05 No.1102303 Report

Quoted By:

>>1102259
Youre retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:57:31 No.1102309 Report

Quoted By:

>>1102259
YOU are retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:04:07 No.1102311 Report

Quoted By:

>>1102259
If you are moving down the road, if something moves into your path, they are getting in your way, since you have right of way as the moving object.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2017 22:33:00 No.1104397 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093080
Throw the bike at his windscreen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2017 23:37:08 No.1104411 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093862
Nope. Lived car free in Northern Virginia for a year and can confirm geese will fuck your shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2017 23:45:49 No.1104413 Report

Quoted By: >>1105595

>>1093480
when i say that people look at me like im crazy

Anoɳymous

Anoɳymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 07:41:03 No.1105595 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093480
>>1104413
I have never heared of people doing this before this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 15:55:55 No.1105704 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093080
I front flip over one of these and landed pretty much on my feet. Dude paid for a new wheel. It turned out pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:56:06 No.1105717 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw blocked by two separate people within half a mile walking their bikes up a very mild hill

I think I might have scared the first one. The cager traffic was too heavy on the road so I passed her from the grass separating it and the sidewalk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2017 11:55:49 No.1105952 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093080
You better pay for my new door

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 00:44:16 No.1106187 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093769

>cycling through park to get to destination
>suddenly leaf-geese everywhere
>enough of a gap to get through
>goose moves into path
>goose spreads wing angrily
>goose does not realize I weigh 30x as much and am traveling at 15-20mph
>impact wing with my leg, I keep rolling on no fucks given
>probably broke its shit and crippled it for life
>fucker deserved it

Fuck leaf-geese. Aggressive shits. They've assaulted me while /out/ too, dumbasses. There are no environment-police innawoods to save them. I want to infect them with rabies or smallpox or something right before they go back to cucknada.

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