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>buy brand new bicycle
>too scared to take it outside because some nigger might steal it
>need to buy two million kryptonyte locks, install a gps alarm then 'uglify' bike but even that won't stop thieves from stealing it
if I had only known it was going to be this much of hassle i would have just gone full walmart mode but faggots kept insisting their bikes are the plague and must be avoided at all costs
>too scared to take it outside because some nigger might steal it
>need to buy two million kryptonyte locks, install a gps alarm then 'uglify' bike but even that won't stop thieves from stealing it
if I had only known it was going to be this much of hassle i would have just gone full walmart mode but faggots kept insisting their bikes are the plague and must be avoided at all costs
