So I bought these tires off a guy on Craigslist. WTB Wolverine and Kenda Nevegal. I rubbed my fingers along the insides, and holy shit, they both had TONS of sharp poking thorns coming through them. The guy said he never got a flat on them. I said I don't think I want these tires.... well he cut the price and gave me a bottle of Slime.

I'm sitting here with tweezers plucking out every single thorn I can find. What do i do next? They are too small for plugs, and there's tons of them. I have Presta valves so i don't think I can use the Slime. Do I patch them with Gorilla Glue? Caulking? Roofing tar?