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>bought a roadbike
>today I did a 50 mile ride
>use the usual attire with padded pants etc
>after 10 miles my ass was fucking bleeding, my wrists shocking, my sitting bones sandpapered, my neck hernia'd, my ears def
>after 20 miles lose balance when coming to a halt on the clipped in side and fall on the street, hurt my shoulder really bad
>after 30 miles get passed by a 50 large motorcycle group, cough my lungs out and get stomach cancer from all the fumes
>40 miles in, start pissing blood, throw up on the side of the road. Officially lost at this point. Dick goes numb
>50 miles in, found my way back home, go into garage, lose balance forget to clip out, bash my head on the steel beam,
3 hours later, wake up in a hospital with skull fracture
fuck /n/ why did I ever start to cycle because of you
>today I did a 50 mile ride
>use the usual attire with padded pants etc
>after 10 miles my ass was fucking bleeding, my wrists shocking, my sitting bones sandpapered, my neck hernia'd, my ears def
>after 20 miles lose balance when coming to a halt on the clipped in side and fall on the street, hurt my shoulder really bad
>after 30 miles get passed by a 50 large motorcycle group, cough my lungs out and get stomach cancer from all the fumes
>40 miles in, start pissing blood, throw up on the side of the road. Officially lost at this point. Dick goes numb
>50 miles in, found my way back home, go into garage, lose balance forget to clip out, bash my head on the steel beam,
3 hours later, wake up in a hospital with skull fracture
fuck /n/ why did I ever start to cycle because of you
