>oh hey anon so it's your birthday and i was wondering, do you have anything, you know, any fantasies?
>...
>come on, i'm up for it
>Ok, take this rigid mtb
>yeah nice, nice and functional, oh i'm wet too
>now we're gonna put drop bars
>i-i meant butt stuff or cx or something normal... i don't like this... it's not right
>now i'm raising the drop bars as high as they go!!
>anon this doesn't handle well and i'm getting scared!
>now we're putting bar ends shifters on it!!
>no anon, stop this is too far!!
>im not even going to use aero brake levers!!!
>you're hurting it! you're hurting me!
>this is all we need baby! this can ride everywhere, get rid of our other bikes, you slut, you little cunt!
>*whimpering in foetal position*
