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Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 06:04:23 No.1113120 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1113138 >>1113722 >>1114814 >>1115367 >>1115685 >>1116589

hey /n/
I came up with what might be the perfect bicycle anti-theft device
what do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 06:10:38 No.1113121 Report

Quoted By: >>1113124

Aside from the obvious problems: What keeps the seatpost from coming out?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 06:15:41 No.1113124 Report

Quoted By: >>1113125

>>1113121
it could be held in place with a security bolt if you are worried about someone stealing your seat. quick releases are just asking someone to steal your seat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 06:20:18 No.1113125 Report

Quoted By: >>1113129

>>1113124
So how is the shell triggered? By something in the BB?
It'd need to release some kind of spring mechanism to do this, and that's just asking for trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 06:25:54 No.1113129 Report

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>>1113125
>So how is the shell triggered? By something in the BB?
yeah totally ... could be set to like 100 - 200 cranks so the thief can't just spin the wheel a few times before getting on an riding away. the arm / disarm key would lock the bolt in place so it can't accidentally blow the owners ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 07:55:18 No.1113138 Report

Quoted By: >>1114277

>>1113120
1.
This is most likely illegal in most countrys
2.
People are dumb and will shoot themselfes
3.
Is that you >>>/k/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 14:22:04 No.1113174 Report

Quoted By: >>1113175

I got something MUCH more effective. modified seat tube contains a loaded gun. Trigger is tied to the crank by a string. First crank fires the loaded gun through the saddle. much more reliable than OP with the added advantage of deterrence as most people would not attempt to steal a frankenstein visibly modified gun bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 14:23:15 No.1113175 Report

Quoted By: >>1113185

>>1113174
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 14:54:29 No.1113181 Report

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>put it in the commuter bike
>dont regularly grease seatpost because beater
>seatpost bonds to frame
>device rendered useless
nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Sep 2017 15:00:00 No.1113185 Report

Quoted By: >>1114326

>>1113175
>pedal 1 revolution backwards
>it ejects the round from chamber
>ride away safe
you idot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 03:42:26 No.1113722 Report

Quoted By: >>1114279 >>1115251

>>1113120
Make it use 26.5mm flares instead, load up a 26.5mm blank, and then load it with a dildo in front of the blank. Nothing could be worse than trying to steal a bicycle only to get anally violated and wipe out as you try to get away, followed by having anyone who comes to help you out see the dildo you have firmly planted in your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Oct 2017 00:39:41 No.1114277 Report

Quoted By:

>>1113138
It is indeed a /k/ommando, he just posted it in a thread there.
>>35328238

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Oct 2017 00:40:57 No.1114279 Report

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>>1113722
Best use of dubs in years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Oct 2017 03:43:50 No.1114326 Report

Quoted By: >>1114524

>>1113185
That's not how guns work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Oct 2017 17:54:37 No.1114524 Report

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>>1114326
Yeah, pushing the trigger forward sucks the last bullet fired back down the barrel. Everyone knows that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Oct 2017 18:03:32 No.1114528 Report

Quoted By: >>1114863 >>1115394

Americans think it's ok to murder people for stealing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2017 16:32:03 No.1114814 Report

Quoted By: >>1115251

>>1113120
Why not just sew a thermite branding sign under the seat, that activates with both pressure and cranking?

No need for complicated mechanics, just powder in shaped tube and simple wiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2017 19:02:37 No.1114863 Report

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>>1114528
europoors have nothing worth stealing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2017 05:53:14 No.1115251 Report

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>>1114814
an x brand on the thiefs ass will do little but cause a one time embarrassing hospital visit, move it forward on the seat and cause a thermite castration and we are getting somewhere.

better yet combine >>1113722 for thermite dildo up the thiefs ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2017 19:02:18 No.1115367 Report

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>>1113120
what if the mechanism that disables it fails and it shoots you instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Oct 2017 21:02:19 No.1115394 Report

Quoted By: >>1115668

>>1114528
If you don't want to get killed legally, don't steal. It's literally that simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 20:44:13 No.1115668 Report

Quoted By: >>1115676

>>1115394
Yeah thats basically what I said: You think it's ok to kill someone for stealing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:10:45 No.1115676 Report

Quoted By: >>1115677

>>1115668
If the threat is real enough then most won't steal and if they still do, well they aren't gonna steal anymore are they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:15:49 No.1115677 Report

Quoted By: >>1115681

>>1115676
The punishment doesn't fit the crime. Why not shoot Jaywalkers too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:34:46 No.1115681 Report

Quoted By: >>1115682 >>1116387

>>1115677
shooting jaywalkers is a bit extreme but being allowed and able to hit them and have them or their estate pay for the repairs to your car seems fair to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:38:27 No.1115682 Report

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>>1115681
sicko

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 22:04:01 No.1115685 Report

Quoted By: >>1115696

>>1113120
By posting on 4chan, you have lost the chance to patent the system

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Oct 2017 22:31:19 No.1115696 Report

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>>1115685
odly enough this was on /k/ not long ago. I guess a variation already exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:02:32 No.1116387 Report

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>>1115681
Enacting jaywalking offences is a crime against humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 02:43:52 No.1116589 Report

Quoted By: >>1116642

>>1113120
I want to leave decoy bikes around that are held together by glue.
Thief hops on and hits the pavement.
And/or:
Industrial strength adhesive on the seat so they run away with seat glued to their ass that needs to be surgically removed.
Put an embarrassing note on the bottom of seat.
Have the seat post still attached to give them a hard time sitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 03:05:02 No.1116593 Report

Quoted By: >>1116619

Real perfect bicycle anti-theft device coming through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 05:03:24 No.1116619 Report

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>>1116593
>imblying that removing the foreigners will leave us without bogans
>imblying that straya wasn't a penile colony
>imblying white straya will ever come back when we're at risk of legalising poofta marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 09:08:06 No.1116642 Report

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>>1116589
>NiCr wire in saddle
>small battery
>switch in saddle passes current trough NiCr wire when someone sits on it
>NiCr wire burns in the ass of whover steals
>can be made an any desired pattern
>can be switched off by a hidden switch

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