>>1151098Motherfucker, what don't you get? People don't have to wear lycra to be cyclists, but if you put in the time (either for recreation or commuting) there are some things you do and do not (things that separate posers from true aficionados).
You don't wear dresses or clothes that restrict your ability to mount the bike or pedal effectively, you don't wear giant fucken uggs, high heels, stilettos, etc; you don't have your tits or dick plopping out, you dont ride fixie when you've got hills, you dont use a bike with 23 or 25's to haul cargo etc etc
