Fred general:

>gravel freds pushing their bike on firetrails
>mountain freds riding carbon full suspension on firetrails
>road freds overtaking and not being able to pull ahead then getting mad because you're wheelsucking

What are your fred related stories? Just yesterday I was rolling some singletrack, had a mountainfred come up behind (full sus carbon). Yells out "on your right" despite it being singletrack with trees on either side, pushes me off my line and blows himself up in the process, so I get stuck behind him watching him bumble every feature until I get a clear shot to overtake him on the next downhill.