>be bike delivery guy
>two of the guys ride brakeless fixies
>i ride a road bike
>other guy rides a SS (with brakes)
>all four of us riding in line, fixiefags front and rear, me in 3rd wheel
>take a turn, suddenly in front of a construction repairing the road
>fixiefag 1 can't brake so tries to swerve into TITE GAP between barrier and truck
>manages to make it through scraping his knuckles and shoulders
>guy 2 brakes to safety
>guy 3 (me) brakes to safety
>rear fixiefag can't brake so swerves into fresh pavement
>shit is ridiculously deep, bike slows to a stop in a second, front wheel and handlebars submerged
>guy is ejected forward, literally knee and elbow deep inside the fresh pavement
Shit was hilarious, I'm glad he did that instead of crashing into me
