>>1167438>(Scene opens up on Mom and Dad, talking to their 6-year-old child. There's a "Happy Birthday!" banner in the background)>Oh, I'm sorry, little Johnny (or "Suzie", as the case may be), you can't ride your new bicycle until you can pass this complicated set of written and physical skill tests designed for an adult!Yeah sure that makes all sorts of sense.
When trolling there is a point beyond which Suspension of Disbelief no longer functions; clearly you have passed that point.
Want to know what the real joke is, here? That someone like you (the OP?) have nothing better to do with your time, and with an open forum like 4chan, than to post tired-out trolls like this one. Clearly you have no friends, no hobbies, no job, nothing else to occupy your time. One must wonder: are you an invalid? Confined to a wheelchair? Perpetually homebound? Sad.
