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Deep down I always knew I was a road bike. I never felt right on the trails. My geometry just didn't sit right with me. Since the day I rolled off the factory I preferred to ride on pavement, even though the other MTBs teased me. Now, 40 years later, I am finally becoming my authentic self, thanks to the help of progressive visionaries like Jon Prolly and the diligent cycle mechanics of Tarckbike. I am a beautiful slick-tire road racing machine, and I expect to be referred to as such. DO NOT typify a bicycle without asking first. I AM NOT a dirt drop mountain bike. I am not a "drop bar conversion" That is a silly fetish and is an insult to road bikes like myself. Thank you. I am available for purchase for $50 on your local craigslist btw