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>>1171697
>what is safety
>what about business people who need to sit up to do work on their flight
I think 4chan has been pumped full of fenanyl because you're all stoned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 11:17:57 No.1171714 Report

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>>1171697
good luck installing 16G hammocks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 14:40:25 No.1171757 Report

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>>1171706
density X volume

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 15:35:07 No.1171770 Report

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>>1171697
A sort of modular coffin system would work well. The passengers lie in individual containers with oxygen supply. The lack of toilet access may prove to be an issue, but that's the passengers problem to deal with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 17:01:02 No.1171785 Report

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>>1171712
>implying you can't work on a computer while in a hammock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 18:04:46 No.1171806 Report

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No hammocks for you. That's what the airlines are working on. Pray that they don't that greenlighted by regulating agencies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 20:12:16 No.1171834 Report

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>>1171770
>The lack of toilet access may prove to be an issue, but that's the passengers problem to deal with.
this is how i can tell you're an engineer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 20:46:02 No.1171852 Report

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>>1171706
Airliners always cube out, before reaching max gross takeoff weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 21:17:41 No.1171860 Report

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>>1171806
i will actually bomb an airplane if this happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 21:18:36 No.1171861 Report

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>>1171770
and instead of safety cards, there will just be prewritten last will and testament forms that all passengers have to sign before taking off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 22:14:37 No.1171878 Report

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>>1171806
Fuckign hell were getting to slave ship status almost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 22:22:56 No.1171882 Report

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>>1171878
>almost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 22:37:26 No.1171891 Report

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>>1171806
as long as it means cheaper tickets...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 22:40:13 No.1171894 Report

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>>1171891
fuck you
you are the cancer killing air travel. you know damn well that even if this goes through the prices will still be jacked up to ridiculous degrees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 23:17:50 No.1171907 Report

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>>1171697
Ever sleep in one? I have. They aren't as comfortable as they are made out to be. I'd rather lay out on the floor with a pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 00:17:24 No.1171914 Report

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>>1171907
Why not use bean bags instead of airline seats then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 00:28:26 No.1171916 Report

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>>1171907
must have been a shitty hammock made for poorfaggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 00:46:52 No.1171925 Report

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>>1171916
Why would somebody posting on a board for bicycles and public transport be a poorfag?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 00:49:59 No.1171928 Report

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>>1171916

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 02:10:52 No.1171935 Report

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>>1171697
Where's that picture of the train wherein everyone lies down and is slotted into many shelves and when they get to a station they are all slid out/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 02:39:33 No.1171948 Report

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>>1171806
>we are back to getting saddle sores when we need to traverse the country
I guess cyclists will get the last laugh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 02:44:11 No.1171949 Report

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Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 02:47:24 No.1171951 Report

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>>1171925
this guy >>1171928 is

i have hammock made of silk that are probably more expensive than his house, pretty comfy hammocks, i must say

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 03:40:19 No.1171972 Report

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Oh don't worry, they'll be fitting 1000 soon enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 08:28:49 No.1172021 Report

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>>1171907
>>1171928
Yes I sleep in a hammock regularly and it's super comfy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 08:58:05 No.1172030 Report

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>>1171916
>mfw living on a literally Koren-American airplane's hammocks nap reviews and reccomendations board.
>4:30 am

Velo Uber Alles

Velo Uber Alles Fri 30 Mar 2018 11:14:50 No.1172065 Report

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>>1171806
I'm just an ignorant cyclist, but this resembles more a midevil torture device than seating.

>>1171878
At least they let the slaves lie down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 11:38:42 No.1172075 Report

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>>1171972
what the fuck is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 11:43:55 No.1172077 Report

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>>1172075
Leaning seats that require no legroom at all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 13:44:47 No.1172097 Report

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>>1171878
>slave ship status
Do you think getting paid means you're not slave?

Do you own your place of living completely and enough land resources to sustain yourself indefinitely?

Are you free to take off or schedule your days any way you're pleased without repercussions from third parties?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 13:45:47 No.1172098 Report

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>>1172097
Do you think those things mean you're a slave?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 13:52:09 No.1172101 Report

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>>1172098
It used to.. of course now you're not even able to truly own any land or do whatever your want even in your designated area.

But basically the level of freedom of choice determines how enslaved one is.

Also any job where majority of profit goes to someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 14:31:48 No.1172113 Report

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>>1172101
>>1172097

Nope. You're free to fuck off and do what you want anytime, and nobody will stop you. A slave is like any other piece of property, he can't decide to stop working for his owner. You on the other hand can offer your time and skills to whoever's willing to pay the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 15:02:02 No.1172117 Report

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>>1171948
Now I'll have an excuse to wear my lycra in public

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 15:14:35 No.1172123 Report

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>>1171711
Wake up thin rested and doped to the gills id pay extra, everywhere is a long way from aus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:58:30 No.1172180 Report

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>>1172101

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 19:05:58 No.1172189 Report

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>>1171806
>those chair legs
youd be better off whacking the passenger over the head with a bat at the slightest sign of turbulence, because its going to do the same thing to them when the chair rockets off its hinges at so much as a hard landing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 19:23:58 No.1172197 Report

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>>1171712
No one in business class is doing any work. Everyone is either sleeping or getting hammered on the free booze.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:35:54 No.1172264 Report

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>>1171806
this is literally communism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:44:09 No.1172265 Report

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>>1171697
Hauling passengers lying down was tried a while back. They didn't find it very comfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2018 01:19:16 No.1172322 Report

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>>1171806
Idk why this is a bad thing, a flight from my city to the capital is already like 20e, the lower the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 09:03:19 No.1172757 Report

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>>1172264
Its literally capitalism. I'd rather fly Air Koryu than Ryanair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 12:57:43 No.1172826 Report

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>>1171806

They forgot the spiked dildo and the handcuffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 13:35:23 No.1172838 Report

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>>1172757
Fucking hell they've set an awful precedent and retarded airlines like BA are following them in a race to the bottom.

I actively choose more expensive tickets with airlines that give a shit about their customers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 13:45:16 No.1172841 Report

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>>1171697
How about we stack them like cordwood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 14:22:47 No.1172850 Report

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>>1172838
The customers who pay out the ass for extras on Ryanair flights are the ones setting the awful precedents. I'm not going to turn down €80 return DUB-AMS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 14:34:00 No.1172854 Report

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>>1171806
For anything under 2h this is totally acceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 16:58:25 No.1172917 Report

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>>1172097
Literally everyone over the age of 12 has had this "revelation" grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 17:03:13 No.1172921 Report

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>>1172101
Where do you live. It sounds awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 17:39:42 No.1172943 Report

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>>1171914
Won't satisfy federal requirements for crash worthiness. Passenger seats should be facing backwards anyways.

Besides, all that snoring would cause a massive rise in air-rage incidents & result in my being banned from airlines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 17:58:15 No.1172953 Report

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>>1172197
This
I once got a seat in business class on a long haul trip for some unknown reason and absolutely no one was working.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 18:02:40 No.1172954 Report

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>>1172265

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Anonymous Mon 02 Apr 2018 07:36:29 No.1173257 Report

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>>1171711
oh yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Apr 2018 07:51:48 No.1173261 Report

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>>1171806
Never going to happen. It would blow way past the exit limit of any aircraft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Apr 2018 08:46:54 No.1173267 Report

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>>1172189
Mate it's an ejection system, works every time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 04:50:28 No.1173904 Report

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>>1171806

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 05:01:34 No.1173908 Report

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>>1171907
My Hennessy hammock is like sleeping on baby clouds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 05:04:11 No.1173910 Report

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*kid above you pees himself*
what're you gonna do, nerd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Apr 2018 18:32:21 No.1175283 Report

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>>1172113
You can fuck off from one owner to go and work for another owner. You cannon sustain yourself without answering to someone. You really call that being free? Free to choose who you answer to, sure. But that isn't the point of freedom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Apr 2018 18:33:58 No.1175284 Report

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>>1172113
>>1175283
Also everything goes on your record. So depending on the circumstances you left your last job at, you might not be able to get a job where you want next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Apr 2018 18:35:50 No.1175287 Report

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>>1172921
Literally any modern country. You may choose to be "free" within the system your country sets in place, but anyone who wishes to do otherwise is fucked, even if they only request to do so on their own land.

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