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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 04:53:38 No.1176571 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1176573 >>1176574 >>1176594 >>1176597 >>1176710 >>1176736

How bad of a person am I if I make a Strava account called Kawaii Princess and set it to female (I'm male) and steal all the QOMs from real girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 05:16:25 No.1176573 Report

Quoted By: >>1176578 >>1176721

>>1176571
enjoy a bunch of creeps stalking your rides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 05:19:11 No.1176574 Report

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>>1176571
Just make sure you give a wristie to all the KOMs for the same segments and you’ll avoid any bad karma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 06:02:56 No.1176575 Report

Quoted By: >>1176578 >>1176713 >>1176721

People are going to stalk you, and then notice you're not a girl when they get around to trying to cycle with you as a "coincidence".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 06:05:24 No.1176578 Report

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>>1176573
>>1176575
What makes you think OP wouldn't enjoy that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:05:37 No.1176594 Report

Quoted By: >>1176605

>>1176571
Threads like these should be on >>>/sp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:16:18 No.1176597 Report

Quoted By: >>1176599

>>1176571
Depends, are you also planning to dress like a kawaii princess while doing your rides?

If yes, I think an exception can be tolerated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:35:38 No.1176599 Report

Quoted By: >>1176606 >>1176614 >>1176636

>>1176597
No but I'll wear my kawaii jersey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:49:53 No.1176605 Report

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>>1176594
People like you should be on >>>/asp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:53:27 No.1176606 Report

Quoted By: >>1176609

>>1176599
i guarantee you fail on your first KOM attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 07:57:15 No.1176609 Report

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>>1176606
But he's going for QOM not KOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 08:04:45 No.1176614 Report

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>>1176599
>my kawaii jersey
doesn't count if it's not pinku (thats Japanese for pink) or any girl color

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 09:46:14 No.1176631 Report

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Don't do that. Women already need to compete with trannies shitting up their sports the last thing they need is some neet from a mongolian basket weaving forum doing more of the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 10:06:29 No.1176636 Report

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>>1176599
Pick a cuter jersey if you’re trying to shitpost effectively

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:44:31 No.1176710 Report

Quoted By: >>1176734

>>1176571
1. You're a complete faggot if you do this
2. There are actual women athletes on Strava so your 'evil plan' wouldn't work anyway; you're not getting any KoM's anywhere, ever, especially since you're most likely fat and weak.
3. Oh by the way people cheat on Strava all the time because it's easy and because they can
4. Enjoy your fucking (You), you don't even deserve it, but it's as close as I can get to actually being able to pound your ridiculous face into bloody hamburger like I really want to right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:48:00 No.1176713 Report

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>>1176575
And that's when OP pulls the Transgender card.
>2018
>not transitioning to beat QOMs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:59:49 No.1176721 Report

Quoted By: >>1176733

>>1176573
>>1176575
>stalking and accosting other athletes on strava

What the fuck are you talking about, literally no one does that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:22:30 No.1176730 Report

Quoted By: >>1176732

the easiest way to KOM is create a segment. Boom, a winner is you.

I suspect a lot of the people on regular street segments are on ebikes that are at the top. There is a flat park loop where you can tell the numbers are legit- all the people Ive seen riding and the top finishers are all on TT bikes. If you are winning a popular flat strava segment not on a TT bike, I am suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:26:55 No.1176732 Report

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>>1176730
>the easiest way to KOM is create a segment. Boom, a winner is you.

Until you get cucked by fred a day or two later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:28:12 No.1176733 Report

Quoted By: >>1176802

>>1176721
What app do you use? Half the fun of Strava is seeing who sets/breaks KOMs and stalking their life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:28:17 No.1176734 Report

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>>1176710
Easy on the roids there bud, you’ll get that KOM one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:30:08 No.1176736 Report

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>>1176571
Once I went cycling for a little bit, I paused Strava. Then I went and drove to an airshow and took a longer scenic route on my way there. I was at the airshow for about an hour as it was only a small local one. I ended up getting a ton of KOMs because Strava automatically unpaused it. It looked completely believable too because of the length of time it took for the overall route.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 18:22:54 No.1176802 Report

Quoted By: >>1176803 >>1176843

>>1176733
Most of the people who own local KOMS have gone out and dedicated an entire workout to getting the record on that segment. That's fake and boring, why would I want to follow some tryhard who only cares about made-up internet points?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 18:28:51 No.1176803 Report

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>>1176802
You're boring. Stay indoors and stick with Trainerroad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 20:15:48 No.1176843 Report

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>>1176802
Getting any popular segment is pretty much impossible unless you go full gas on it with fresh legs.

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