Americans are fat, lazy, and stupid. A one mile walk is an insane sweat-inducing workout for them. I mean, if you had to mill around with a hundred pounds strapped to your body, you'd be exhausted after a half mile, too.
t. non-fat American surrounded by eatbeasts who get winded on small walks and insist on driving, and even then, on getting the closest parking spot possible. I have heard "people" complain about being tired because they had to park "all the way on the far side of the parking lot." Please nuke us, god damned fat sacks of shit ruining everything for everyone because they can't stop eating for five minutes to realize that not being able to walk half a mile is a PROBLEM and they are in horrible health and need to change pronto. Nope.
When you hear an american hating on public transit, they're actually hating on the quarter mile walk to and from the station to their destination. Americans would rather ruin themselves, their bank account, and the entire country than, god forbid, spend ten minutes WALKING.
>>1180158>chooses to live in a rural area a ridiculous distance from where he actually works>"there is no other option"LITERALLY MOVE CLOSE TO WORK
If I wanted to live in Florida and work in NYC I wouldn't say "there's no other option, company, you have to pay for my air fare daily". I'd fucking move a reasonable distance from my workplace. Stupid shitstain.
